歌詞：Fake Plastic Trees, 歌手：楊乃文, 專輯：Self-Selected(2009全英文專輯我自選), 時間:2009/04

詞曲：Thomas Yorke & Edward O\'Brien & Colin Greenwood &
Jonathan Greenwood & Philip Selway
編曲：徐千秀

Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties

But gravity always wins
And it wears him out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears...

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love

But I can\'t help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out
And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time
Oh, oh