歌詞：The State I Am In, 歌手：Belle&Sebastian, 專輯：Lazy Line Painter Jane , 時間:2000/03

I was surprised, I was happy for a day in 1975
I was puzzled by a dream, stayed with me all day in 1995
My brother had confessed that he was gay
It took the heat off me for a while
He stood up with a sailor friend
Made it known upon my sisters wedding day

I got married in a rush to save a kid from being deported
Now she\'s in love
I was so touched, I was moved to kick the crutches
From my crippled friend
She was not impressed that I cured her on the Sabbath
So I went to confess
When she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride
To whisky and gin

The priest in the booth had a photographic memory
For all he had heard
He took all of my sins and he wrote a pocket novel called
\'The State I Am In\'
So I gave myself to God
There was a pregnant pause before he said ok
Now I spend my day turning tables round In Marks & Spencer\'s
They don\'t seem to mind

I gave myself to sin
And I\'ve been there and back again
I gave myself to Providence
The state that I am in

Oh love of mine, would you condescend to help me
I am stupid and blind
Desperation is the Devil\'s work, it is the folly of a boys empty mind
Now I\'m feeling dangerous, riding on city buses for a hobby is sad
Lead me to a living end
I promised that I\'d entertain my crippled friend
My crippled friend