歌詞：Tell Me A Lie, 歌手：The Fratellis, 專輯：Here We Stand, 時間:2008/06

Well once I was persuaded to open up my head
I told them how it was
and went and got it wrong instead
I said would you believe me if you only knew
I\'d been stealing everything,
this conversations through
And the boy cried hang him at three
I saw him on the front page laughing at me
He worked in a fairground in a tall hat
He\'s a liar he\'s a liar and a good one at that
Say what you want to say what you will
Write your number on my telephone bill
Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule
I could be your beggar
but I\'d rather be just as cruel

So I told them all I could
about what could they expect
but I lost my sense of smell
and I gained my self respect
They told me I was curious
I told them they were slow
They asked me were I get this stuff

I told them I don\'t know
And the boy cried whoopi de dee
There\'s a woman with a mustache who wont let me be
Though she was born on a Monday
she\'s a hundred and four
She\'s a liar she\'s a liar and a little bit more
Say what you want to say what you will
Write your number on my telephone bill
walk like a monkey, kick like a mule
I could be your beggar
but I\'d rather be just as cruel

And the boy cried hang him at three
I saw him on the front page laughing at me
He worked in a fairground in a tall hat
He\'s a liar, he\'s a liar and a good one at that
Say what you want to say what you will
Write your number on my telephone bill
Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule
I could be your beggar
but I\'d rather be just as cruel