歌詞：The Adventures of Bernie the Schoolboy(博尼的大冒險), 歌手：王若琳, 專輯：The Adventures Of Bernie The Schoolboy(博尼的大冒險), 時間:2011/10

作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
編曲：Amanda Wu

What a drag O what a bore
There\'s nothing left to do but chores
A fine day has yet to begin
Already I Feel Grim

Just how shall I strategize
The plan to escape my demise
When everybody is asleep
Out my door I shall creep

And so our tale begins
The night\'s a waiting
The clock\'s a-tickin
Come on wasting time\'s a sin

And one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
Yes!one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
even,eight even,eight Ohhh Ohhh~~

I want to scream,I want to prance
and I can dance a silly dance
Putting bugs in peopel\'s soups
Yes!That is what I do!
Swish and Slash and I attack
I\'ve pulled some nasty pranks with tacks
Laughed at chidren \'til I shriekaed!
Those squishy little squeaks!

Where does our journey end?
I don\'t know but \'til then
What wondrous things await?
They\'re right around the bend.

I say one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
Yes! one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
Yes! one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
seven,eight seven,eight Ohhh Ohhh~~